More than anything in the world right now this is what I want:

1.)an 18 pack of Pabst

2.)a Back yard that is mostly dirt












3.)a Best of Led Zeplin cassette tape
also. 4.)pack of lucky strikes yeah I knowI don't smoke but this is my strange deisre I will revisit those demons with a visceral appreciation. Like Matt Le Blanc looking for a job.


5.) T shirt that fits



6.)flip flops, but I'll call them thongs


7.)sunshine






8.)a BBQ and five pounds of ground beef and some chicken wings


9.)a fly swatter













10)a dog and shoeless children running around the back yard (none of these will be mine-somebody else can make the babies. For me, it's all about getting just the right ambiance... and children, unfortunately, are a necessary element)




and finally...

I want this to be given to me free of charge:

additionally, this is why I will always love him (thank GOD he drinks)-uh, and also is David aging?